20 Ways To Keep Your Sanity

You can always tell when I am either Bored, or Half Asleep! Still, this list always makes me chuckle!

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your trash can on your desk and label it "In box".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Sexual Favours"

7. Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy."

8 dont use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle and play tropical sounds all day.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives - they're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."

21, When making a list of any sort, randomly skip numbers to inflate the apparent size.
I've got another one somewhere... Hmmm...

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