Jo's A Perv (Still)

This weekend in London, there is a show, a convention, if you will, of all things rude, perverted, adult and sexy. Erotica 2007, no less.

And of course, Jo is going.

Last night, Cel and Lane were over, helping Jo "do her hair" which involved stinking gloop to make it go from dark-something, to dark-something-else. Sue me, I'm colour blind. They also helped her pick out her clothes for today. Now, I say "clothes" in the loosest possible sense of the word, being that she's of the Less is More school of thought. No folks, it doesn't matter that it's between one and five degrees celcius here, nor that she has to ride a train into Jolly Old London, no, Jo is wearing her stockings, sexy undies, micro skirt, corset, and fishnet sleeves.

And that's it. Well, aside from a coat, of course.

The show covers pretty much everything from sex, lingere, body art, toys, talks & discussions... Not to mention the fact that the ever-so-sexy Dita Von Teese is going to be there. For those that don't know who she is, she was married to Marylin Manson, and is a practitioner of true Burlesque.

It was in the balance whether or not Jo would be able to go what with the money situation. However, her friends Sarah & Paul had bought a ticket for our other friend Patch, but he couldn't make it - so has given his ticket to the woman. She's over the moon, and he is even more so as I sent him photos of what Jo is (almost) wearing.

So, with the wench away in the capital, me and the kids will be slobbing it all day, probably not even getting dressed. Hey, it's Sunday, I can be a slob if I wanna. Especially as I was up till gone 2am, laying in bed texting someone that was rather drunk. Till I flaked out, and the vibration of the phone didn't wake me!

Anyway, hurrah for lingerie!

Help A Tourist

OK, if you're a Brit, or if you've been to London as a Sight-See'er or whatever, this is a call for assistance. Us British people know what it's like. You're bustling down a London street, and the obvious American stops you, and asks where they can find "Leicester Square" but pronounce it "Lie-Cess-Teeeer". Well, in a few weeks, that will be Joansy and Co, coming over from Las Vegas. They need things to do, places to go, objects to see, but despite how many times I've been to London, it's rarely been in a "Sightseer" category. Hospitals for me, hospitals for Bethy, travelling, meeting friends, but not often as a tourist.

If you check Joansys Post on the subject, you'll see things she's already had ideas for (and my long-ass reply!), but if you think of anything else she might enjoy, then post it on here or her blog. Using the places I've been, I can compile an ickle list, in no particular order:

• The Natural History Museum
• The Science Museum
• The British Museum
• The Tower of London
• London Zoo
• Trafalgar Square
• Tower Bridge
• Buckingham Palace

I'm drawing a bit of a blank on other places at the moment - it's a bit early still - but I am sure there are others of you that can help her out!