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Passing Time #36
Tuesday, 4 February 2014 Dan amusing, pictures 0
You have to clicky the next one to read it - the next time someone tells you how
dangerous sharks are, keep this in mind...
dangerous sharks are, keep this in mind...
Fifteen!
Wednesday, 11 December 2013 Dan birthday, jaysen, pictures 0
Despite everything I have ever said - along the lines of "I'm going to kill the little shit!" - somehow, today marks Jaysens 15th Birthday!
Happy Birthday Jaysen!
When your eldest child reaches another birthday, you can't help but look back to everything over the years - how they've grown, developed, learned, and - in his case - injured himself.
Yes folks, aside from my rugged good looks, my superior brain and general attractiveness to people. Jaysen has also inherited my minor case of Accident-Prone-itus. As he proved while on holiday last month and literally tearing his knee a new one.
But aside from that (and the qualities he has gained from yours truly) I am so proud of him, how he has grown, and the person he is turning into.
Happy Birthday Jaysen!
When your eldest child reaches another birthday, you can't help but look back to everything over the years - how they've grown, developed, learned, and - in his case - injured himself.
Yes folks, aside from my rugged good looks, my superior brain and general attractiveness to people. Jaysen has also inherited my minor case of Accident-Prone-itus. As he proved while on holiday last month and literally tearing his knee a new one.
But aside from that (and the qualities he has gained from yours truly) I am so proud of him, how he has grown, and the person he is turning into.
To my little boy, Jaysen...
Fifteen? I cannot believe that you are 15. Sometimes, it feels like you've been around longer. Other times, I wonder where the cheeky nekkid-boy has run off to. Even though I know that, at heart, you are still that cheeky nekkid-boy.
I am still amazed at how you are growing, learning, and hope with every fibre of my being that you carry on as you are - funny, interesting, intelligent (sometimes) and smart (occasionally). All I want for you in life is to be happy, healthy and successful.
Happy I think you've got covered - you have my sense of humour, and enjoy laughing almost as much as I do.
Healthy sounds cliched, it's what every parent wants for their children - and while I don't count the idiot-related injuries, I hope you keep yourself healthy.
Success is not a score you can track easily. Some people count success as their job and the money they earn. Others by the possessions they have in their life. A million different people mark success by a million different things - but as long as you feel successful, then I am happy.
My message to you this year - and now I KNOW you are of an age where you read these and have probably since read back over your previous birthdays - is to keep on being you. Don't fall into the trap of having to conform to what someone else wants. Work hard, but remember to have fun. Study and revise, but as long as you try your absolute hardest, then that is what counts.
Happy birthday little man... I love you very much, and am proud of everything you have achieved in life - and I am sure will continue to achieve.
-Daddy
(Yes, Daddy. I'll always be your daddy)
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| Ketchup War: The Loser |
| His only talent... |
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| Hanging With Religious Icons |
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| Dodging the Punch |
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| Aftermath of a Rough Night |
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| Such A Cool Dude |
| Soggy |
| When Jaysen & Molly First Met (She looks SO young!) |
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| The Day He Tore His Arse Cheek |
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| Manly Men |
Passing Time #34
Sunday, 25 August 2013 Dan amusing, pictures 0
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| Click this one to see full size!! |
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| Posted many times before, but worth re-posting for comedy effect!! |
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For the newcomers amongst you, this blog is one of my little corners of the web where I generally spout rubbish, rant and rave about minor things, share music I love (and can't stand) and generally put the world to rights from my little corner of the web. I might talk about something I've watched, my family, my aches and pains, an upcoming movie, the news... and then switch to the weather, the crazy idiot I met in the street and the speed of a cat when running for its life.
You don't have to agree with what I say or think, you just have to be polite in your discussion!
Aside from posting here (I would say on a regular basis, but it's mood/brain dependant of late) I also post photos on-and-off on my Tumblr page. There is literally nothing but photos I've taken via Instagram on there, and I am by no means artistic - I just like some of the pictures I take.
You can also visit my Last.fm page to see what I've been listening to while banging around the house. If you think the Musical Monday section is a very random mix of tracks, you ain't seen nothin' yet!!
And if you have eyes, you will also see that you can find me on Facebook (as well as the blog having its own page) and I randomly appear on Twitter just to moan or whatever.
Lastly, a common question I get is "How do I comment on your posts?" On the top of each post, there is a little speech-bubble icon with a number beside it. Click that number to enter "Comments" and away you go!
Welcome, enjoy, discuss!
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