I Won The Lottery *Again*

I must be the luckiest chap on this planet. ANOTHER lottery win - and ANOTHER lottery that I clearly forgot I entered. Must be my approaching old age doing me in!

We wish to congratulate you over your email success in our computer balloting sweepstake held on 23th August 2006. This is a millennium scientific computer game in which email addresses were used. It is a promotional program aimed at encouraging internet users; therefore you do not need to buy ticket to enter for it. You have been approve f or the star prize of $ 950,000.00 (Nine Hundred And Fifty Thousand dollars. Only)

To claim your winning prize you are to contact the appointed agent as soon as possible for the immediate release of your winnings:

Apex Trust Agency.
Mr.Philip Weeks
Batch No: SUTO/980/TWM/EU
Ticket No: WRNM/SMI/5990
Lucky No: 10-23-44-72-80
Serial No: MUOTI/82536

You must contact the appointed agent with your Full Names, Contact Telephone Numbers (Home, Office and Mobile Number and also Fax Number) via email to process the immediate payment of your prize.

The Validity period of the winnings is for 30 working days hence you are expected to make your claims immediately, any claim not made before this date will be returned to the MINISTERIO DE E CONOMIA Y HACIENDA .

Once again congratulations !!!

Best Regards,

Mrs Emily Simon
(Group- Coordinator)
Once I've collected my money I'll send everyone steak (or tofu if you're that way inclined). Waiting with baited breath for the results of my "I'd like mah monies now plz!" email ;)

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2 Responses to “I Won The Lottery *Again*”

Anonymous said...

yess, send me some tofu

Dan said...

I'll dig up so tofu-flavoured steak, just for you..