YAAAAR ME HEARTIES!

Arr lads, today we be playin' in the scurvey-land lubber filled theme park! This 'ere photo be me first born and me dirty wench on the rollercoaster. I'd be there too but fer me over-indulgence of the locals ale and waffles! Tis a hard job, but I be strong o' heart an belly! An' I'll raise a mug to ya seadogs celebrating Talk Like A Pirate Day!