The Internet Is For...

It's no secret that I use StatCounter, and, mores the point, I love reading who is coming from where, and how people find my blog on the tangle of tubes that is Teh Internets. Over the time I've had it installed, I've often posted snippets of what keywords will flash my blog up, ranging from the YAAAR of LazyTown's You Are A Pirate, to Jenny's Wolf Crotch, to various crazies searching for various craziness.

Yes, the Internet IS for Porn.

So here we have a few more interesting people in the world finding my blog for reasons other than what they are looking for...

  • Perv Boobs: Yes, I posted lots of boobs. Is there any other kind of boobs aside from the perv kind?
  • Gas Meter Cheat: I've noticed a few of this since posting about the broken meter. Seems a LOT of people look on Google for ways to swindle their gas meters. Naughty naughty.
  • What Does It Mean To Keep Bleeding Love: Erm... what? I'd phone a doc, ASAP. Either that, or it's song lyrics you're looking for.
  • 0ddness: The amount of people that google 0ddness is interesting - it's not like my URL is that difficult to remember people!
  • Boobs Enormous DD: While DD is pretty big, I am sure there were bigger ones on my list last month. Leave your phone number, I'm sure a woman you find hunting for large breasts online will be more than happy to meet you ;)
Of course, by posting these, I'm just making Google route more crazies my way! hehe

Oh, and to the person that searched for "Dan English Basildon www.0ddness.co.uk" the other day - I hope you've learned the url this time...

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One Response to “The Internet Is For...”

DriedPapercutsAndChickens said...

I was thinking DD was not a size but internet lingo for Dear daughter.....