Regarding Valentines Day

To all my girlfriends, mistresses, bits-on-the-side, girls-in-every-port, harlots, floozeys and everything else. As we are all acutely aware thanks to the battering we've had since New Years Day, Valentines Day is coming up. A day of love, roses, cards, chocolates, I love you's and all the rest of the fluffy stuff.

However, in keeping with the tradition of Jo and myself, I feel it's only fair to warn you, we don't DO Valentines Day. The reasoning is simple: We spent a V-Day in hospital with Bethy which turned out to be one of her worst days and had her sent straight back down to intensive care. We remember it clear as day, and frankly, we don't feel nuzzly, snuggly or fluffy on that day.

So we don't do it. We don't open cards from other people, we give chocolate to the kids, and so on.

February 14th, as far as we are concerned, just another day of the year.

Now, I know it will break sooo many hearts, spanning the globe and international borders no less, but please refrain from cards, flowers and everything else you want to send to me. I know it's going to be hard for you, but you really do need to contain yourselves. By all mean flash me with a smile, but that's about it ;)

We do, however, celebrate a different holiday, one that I have mentioned before. Granted, it's more for us Manly Men than for your Girly Girls, but none the less, it is celebrated in place of V-Day.

March 14th, Steak And A BJ Day. Mark it in your calendars.

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5 Responses to “Regarding Valentines Day”

Posh Totty said...

*wonders* just how many girlfriends, mistresses, bits-on-the-side, girls-in-every-port, harlots, floozeys and everything else the Dan Man actually has.

Dan said...

Well I started compiling a list, but my hard drive ran out of space...

jenny said...

Well, there went my heart. Sniff, sniff...

I don't blame you for not wanting to celebrate it, but now I have to return your gift. ;)

debbie said...

well I have never sent you or Jo a Card on V-day never even considered it, so just how many cards have you had then Dan.. as for March the 14th that is marked in the Calendar already,, just never told dear partner what the day means yet,,

Posh Totty said...

Shhh dont tell my fiancee about March 14th ;o) he would expect it every year hehe!! :oP