Tagged: More Randomly Random Stuff

My uncle once: got woken up by me and my sister leaping on him when we were younger.

Never in my life: have I smoked a cigarette.

When I was five: I wanted to be a fireman.

High school was: completely crap, aside from the small group of friends I had.

I will never forget: Bethany, and everything she went through...

Once I met: a famous mum with her heart child, and was put RIGHT off her...

There’s this boy I know: that has the capacity to be a Super Genius, but has a habit of saying "wait" or "hang on" or something similar...

Once, at a bar: I wasn't allowed Tequila because my friends were worried I'd get sick...

By noon, I’m usually: up, clean, dressed, the house is tidy and I'm sorted for the day (assuming my foot isn't fubar'd), OR still in my dressing gown trying to figure which month it is...

Last night: my head took me on a guided tour of Guys Hospital Pediatric ICU from February 2005

If only I had: a few million pounds.

Next time I go to church: I might burst into flame for stepping onto Holy Ground.

What worries me most: is how Government departments can arbitarily fuck someone around...

When I turn my head left I see: Long Riding, dark, raining and starting to storm.

When I turn my head right I see: my little man clearing up the living room for me, so I don't have to.

You know I’m lying when: I fidget, chuckle, avert my eyes... I *suck* at lying.

What I miss most about the Eighties is: how easy life was as a carefree kid, roaming the woods and fields, building camps and getting filthy.

If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: oh I don't know... Let's say... Oberon, King of the Fairies ;)

By this time next year: I hope to be a better person with a better idea of where my life is going.

A better name for me would be: Dan, King of the Plebs

I have a hard time understanding: how everytime I get myself sorted, something kicks me back down again.

If I ever go back to school, I’ll: put the bullies in a watertight, airtight room... And fill it up with acid.

You know I like you if: erm... pass...

If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be:

Take my advice, never: drink the worlds supply of beer, gin and lemonade, and attempt a forced-burping contest...

My ideal breakfast is: enjoyed outside, with someone great

A song I love but do not have is: too hard to think of...

If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: bring a book to pass the time ;)

Why won’t people: ... can't answer this as every time I did, it sounded like I was being bitchy..

If you spend a night at my house: help yourself to tea/coffee/whatever, and make yourself comfortable

I’d stop my wedding for: a family emergency, on either side.

The world could do without: Country & Western "music"

I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat another cockroach ;)

My favourite blonde(s) is/are: Kellie used to be a blonde ;)

Paper clips are more useful than: trying to hold pages together with canned meat.

If I do anything well it’s: sarcasm, piss-taking and listening to people

I can’t help but: worry about things...

I usually cry: when the mood takes me.

My advice to my child/nephew/niece: try your hardest, do your best, and don't worry about the future.

And by the way: my foot really hurts this evening, I'm tired and a little cranky, so I'm going to bed in a few...