Suspicion
I have a feeling birds are all insomniacs*. My theory is flawless, being that its five in the morning and I'm yet to sleep, I've had plenty of time to think it through.
My reasoning? The birds so-called "Dawn Chorus" isn't them singing and greeting the sun... No, they are screaming in frustration that the sun is about to come up, they're exhausted, and have yet to sleep!
My theory is scientifically sound.
*except Owls... Those bastards are up all night hassling rodents through their own choice dammit. F$ck owls.
My reasoning? The birds so-called "Dawn Chorus" isn't them singing and greeting the sun... No, they are screaming in frustration that the sun is about to come up, they're exhausted, and have yet to sleep!
My theory is scientifically sound.
*except Owls... Those bastards are up all night hassling rodents through their own choice dammit. F$ck owls.
Name: Dan English
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