Fun With Dates

And I don't mean going out on a date, I mean todays date. Sixth of June, Two Thousand of Six.

Or, 6.6.6

Do I really want to go out the front door? hehe

Had a couple of amusing Religion things I've seen of late. First one came while watching The Island - bloody good movie, by the way - but anyway:

Lincoln Six-Echo: What's "God"?
McCord: Well, you know, when you want something really bad and you close your eyes and you wish for it? God's the guy that ignores you.
I sat there chuckling away at that one as it is pretty apt. And then there was the news story yesterday:
KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.
Gotta laugh, really...

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One Response to “Fun With Dates”

Alan Fisher said...

conclusive proof that God does not exist, imho.