A Bit of a Warning

I chuckled at my little Blog Rating thing I did the other day. I got a PG, which is pretty good considering it failed to notice the occasional swear word I throw out. Brian, however, somehow managed to score an R rating just through using the word Gay a few times.

So, in order to fix this injustice, I decided I would post a crap-load of "bad words", and post them multiple times in order to beef up the rating. That post is back-posted on last sunday, and if you want to look for it, you can't miss it. The words SHOULD be whited out and can only be seen if you highlight them, but if you go looking and then come back shocked, don't blame me!

So, yes, as you can see from below, my rating DID go up - but only to NC-17 (No one 17 or under admitted), but to me, I think an "R - Restricted" rating would be even better. However, it fails to take into account the bucket loads of multiple swearing in that post, but instead picks up on the following words:

bitch, crack, whore, hurt, dead, steal
That's ALL it picked up! Not a single sh!t, not a single f-bomb, not even the almight C-word. No, apparently "steal" is a worse word than, well... *cough*

So, generally, this blog still remains PG rated, aside from that one naughty post. But if words like "Steal" and "Hurt" offend you, maybe you should read something else. Unless you read about Jenny and her wolf-crotch, anal bleaching or old saggy elbows.

However, one cannot help but wonder what this is going to do for people finding my blog via google and the like. I see some comedy search results coming up in the next week or three!

Edit: Whooooo it would appear that "NC17" is the highest movie rating in the states, akin to the UK version of "18". I'm bad!
No One 17 and Under Admitted. This signifies that the rating board believes that most American parents would feel that the film is patently adult and that children age 17 and under should not be admitted to it. The film may contain explicit sex scenes, an accumulation of sexually-oriented language, or scenes of excessive violence..

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3 Responses to “A Bit of a Warning”

The Random One said...

O_O NC-17 is a pretty crazy rating.... or at least here in the States. lol

Dan said...

I hope you didnt look - you're too young :)

Nancy Jensen said...

How do you know which words it is picking up? I went to that site and scored a "G" rating. YES! I have them fooled. Mwuahahahaha!