Sick As A Dog

Hopefully, the picture should give you some idea of why all has been quiet at Chez 0ddness over the last couple of days. I've been very poorly and wanted to die; Jo has been poorly and focusing on anything BUT the toilet. The kids escaped it though which is OK by me!

I've felt so crap (pun not intended!) that I've been curled up on the sofa (which I rarely do), under a duvet, suffering the evils that is Nick Jnr. OK, Peppa Pig I can handle, but the Wonderpets need to be put down. Fast. And hard. This morning, Jo had to deal with the school stuff while I played dead in bed thanks to me getting up and down all bloody night. I am sooo tired, and considering I've not eaten anything, I just cannot figure where anything else is coming from!

The source of the bug is known to us - the person house sitting for Jo's parents was ill while we were away, Jo saw her on Tuesday morning, and by Tuesday afternoon I felt crappy (pun not intended once more!). Of course, I could also hold Jo responsible as she cooked...

Hopefully things will start settling down sometime this century. There cannot be ANYTHING left inside me to come out. I've already seen my spleen, a kidney and several feet of my intestines escape, so I am hollowed out nicely!

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2 Responses to “Sick As A Dog”

debbie said...

HI Dan, I so now hoe you both feel, I had it last weekend,, althoug better now, but my kids brought it in,, and its not fun at all,,

Me said...

Wonderpets! Wonderpets!
We're on our way
to help a baby animal
and save the day
we're not too big
and we're not too tough!
But when we work together
We've got the right stuff!
Gooooo Wonderpets... YAAAAY

And that, my friend, was all from memory!