De-Lurk Ya Bastards!
Yes, the Hooded Claw. Dark, hidden, mysterious. And the very embodiment of my blogs biggest reader base - the mysterious lurker.
So here it is. Say Hi. De-Lurk. Post a "howdy" comment, let me know who you are, even if you want to use a fake name to protect your identity. Don't use "Me" as I seem to have about a berjillion of "Me" reading. Let me know where you're from. How long have you been reading? Did you follow a link or trip over my infamy some other way?
Even you bastards reading on an RSS Feed that don't come visit, click that link and come visit.
I don't mind if you just found me today. I don't mind if you've been reading for a few days, weeks, months or - for the rare reader - years. Say hello.
Don't make me threaten the kitten. Because I will if I have to. 
Think of the kitten.
Edit: Three days to go on my Delurkers week, and HURRAH! Thanks to everyone delurking, now for the rest of you to do it too! Go on, you know you want to ;)
Name: Dan English
32 Responses to “De-Lurk Ya Bastards!”
Hi Im Posh Totty and Iv been reading your blog for about ... ummmm ..... years. I know you thru the world of CHD and I am one of your many female stalkers .... ooops I mean fans hehe!!
but then you knew that ;o)
Hey, I'm no lurker. I've commented before. I even posted 44 things to match yours on a recent post. And you never responded. Never even acknowledged my wittiness. So, who's the arse-face now? That's right, it's you.
:)
Hi Dan, I like posh totty found you through the world of chd, and have been reading for a while. My name is Lou and I live in the USA.I hope everything keeps getting better for you.
Hi, my name is Melissa and I'm a Dan-aholic - anyone want to be my sponsor?!
Randomly clicked on a link to your blog a few months ago....now look at me ;-)!
I too, apparently, come under the female stalker tag!
xx
Mel
Erm, hi.
I do lurk. It's kinda a hobby.
Please don't make me stop...
It's all I have. Sniff.
:-)
followed you from facebook, does that make me a stalker? hope not am generally sane (well mostly) and well adjusted individual or so my dog told me once.. :-)
Looking forward to reading your blog, love the kitty pic.
*delurk*
Hi, Sarah here. Been reading for several months, found you through LARP friends.
*relurk*
If I didn't just lurk, the only other thing I would have to talk about is how often I am being sick at the moment or how many naps I'm having to take?? Which would you rather?? lol
xxx
Oh I lurk sometimes,, well ok a lot,, got into a habit of keeping quiet,, or am I a Danfan
Thought of the kitten.....bye kitten! lol
Lurker from up north who fell into 0ddness through CHD...
Maybe all the UFO stuff the MOD have just released are really 0ddness lurkers dropping in to get an 0ddness fix???? Ooo there's a random Wednesday thought for ya!
I refuse to delurk.
hi i am tina and i am a new lurker here, i found you after joining your bring back dan group on facebook.
I'm one of those bastards reading on an RSS feed that never visits ;)
I followed your link from Laney's blog, and have been stalking ever since.
Bah, I hate delurking. >:(
You know I am here Dan... I just refuse to play FaceBook Scramble anymore because you whip me and us Aussies have a thing about losing to the English.
Another stalker here. I am not here. You do not see me. I am working.
Wow, people actually commented! Perhaps I should do the same and see who lurks on my site?
Hi Dan, its me Deni from Canada,love to lurk over you...
I admit it.. I lurk quite often. Sorry.
Swinging in to say "Hi"!
Awwww...... a kitty! Cute kitty. I'm thinking of the kitty as I de-lurk for this post. I admit that I read from google reader but I come from time to time to comment on my good 'ol buddy Dan's blog... whom I've "known" for over 8 years now! Is that right? Has it been 8 years now? We're like family only better 'cuz we never see each other. haha! We met through the chd world.
And wow! You've got quite a few comments! Too Cool!
Ok, now can I go back to my RSS feed and lurk? I have a wedding to plan, a hospitalization to get through, sons and hubby who are getting ready for camping and I'm trying to post Jessica's graduation pictures to my blog. So if you get a chance, c'mon over and take a peek at Jessica's pictures. Comment too, it'll make her day!
Hi Dan. I have only been recently lurking (taking time off to catch up on real life stuff) Just stopping in to say Hey.
I have been stalking/reading since October when Posh Totty introduced me to the world of Oddness by asking me for a picture of my boobs lol
a chd mom too. We miss you at the PDs
u know i visit,, i just cant help myself,, xx
cassie
OMG Dan, can't believe you actually got some lurkers to own up..
I don't think of myself as a lurker, just a lazy commentator,
I'm a lurker too! Came across you through the world of CHD!
You can still threaten the cat if you want too though!
Just found you. Like you.
Keep passing the open windows.
Mama Moose.
I never lurk!
As they say, who ever they are, better late than never.... Anyway, my kids say that I'm not a lurker but a stalker.
Ha, great way to boost comments, arrived via little nut, grew up in Maldon
xc
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