Pssst...

About ten minutes ago, I started writing a blog post in the usual style of a "shurrup bloody gossipers!" in an attempt to stop the rumours, quell the chatting going on behind closed doors and everything else. It was quite a well-written piece, taking some of the information that has filtered back to me through the various 0ddChannels out there, and justifying each and every one of them.

However. After much contemplating, reassessment and consideration, I deleted that post, removed my well formed words, perfect grammar (pfft) and whatever else fell from my fingers onto the keyboard, and came to a new, even deeper conclusion.

Fuck it!

It occurs to me I've spent a few posts here and there examining the stuff that people might have heard, thought about (and asked - I'm not quite THAT good!) and assumed. But, I have decided that I'm bored with that. If people want to gossip, you go for it. I like to think I publish pretty much everything I get up to, either on here, via Twitter, or even on my Facebook. Obviously there are aspects of my life I've always kept private, and on the grand scheme of things, there are probably only two or three people that know even more than that.

Trust issues, don't ya know ;)

So, go nuts. If you hear from someone that I was seen by someone with another person, then obviously there is something going on there. If someone asks someone why I am spending so much time with someone, thenclearly I am hiding something.

So here's the deal. Want to know something, just ask me. I might answer, I might tell you to get stuffed. Or, just gossip away. I'm going to start sowing seeds of gossip among a few key people, so the information you might get may well be tainted, which means when I announce the truth, you will look an even bigger banana.

Enjoy ;)

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12 Responses to “Pssst...”

Posh Totty said...

Hehe I am enjoying imagining all kinds thanks ;o)

Mary Fran said...

Dan, I was hoping our long distance affair could be kept quiet but other's must have found out somehow. Next time I'll try to keep better secrets.

Dan said...

Don't worry Ms Posh, you've been a subject in it too :D

And Mary... SHHHHH! For heavens sake, have you no propriety woman! Besides, all my other women will find out now ;)

Daisy said...

OMG you mean you are Margaret Thatchers secret love child

I KNEW IT

Posh Totty said...

Gossip about ME and YOU!! ..... Well, how utterly shocking!!

Lynzi_Loo said...

Im jealous......Why can't I have someone gossip about me??! *sob*


Seriously tho Dan, dont let it get you down (((hugs)))

debbie said...

huh,, well I know sod all as usual,, but what ever I am a Danfan and love ya for all the poking you do,, makes my day

Posh Totty said...

Lynzi, I could gossip loads about you ;o) .... fancy a flump? PMSL!!

Lynzi_Loo said...

When I get into my 60's I will probably be wishing that I had a flump.......safer for false teeth I expect ;-)

Lynzi_Loo said...

Christ, imagine the suction eh?

Nancy said...

Mary! How could you?! I thought I was the only one Dan was having an affair with! I hope you know this means WAR! Watch out facebook, the super-poking war is about to begin!

Dan, you still love me, don't ya? *fluttering eyelashes*

Nancy said...

Am I the only American who doesn't know what a flump is?

It must be my innocence, huh? Excuse me while I adjust my halo.