Tagged: A Wad of Questions

1) Are you involved with anyone?
Nope. I got dumped dontchaknow

2) Would you take an ex back?
heh, nope. I have some very interesting ex's too.

3) Where do you wish you were right now?
5.47am after a rubbish night. You can guess.

4) What could you not go without during the day?
Texting people ;)

5) Would you share a drink with a stranger?
Depends on the stranger and the drink.

6) Have you ever lied about something important to your boyfriend / girlfriend?
Nope - I've always been very honest

7) Would you rather be in a serious relationship or play the field?
Me, "Play The Field" pffft... I'd struggle even if the Blind Desperate Housewives were in town ;)

8) How long ago did you hug someone?
About 12 hours ago

9) Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?
Of course!

10) Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
I don't think I've ever lived anywhere that there are telephone wires available for shoe-throwing.

11) What does the last text message in your inbox say?
"Oh shit just realised the time. I really hope that I didn't wake u up. I 4got the time & think coz im awake everyone is. Sorry, forgive me Xx"

12) Need to get something off your chest?
Just a few things, but not here...

13) How do you feel about your life right now?
Kicking ass, just wish it was a little easier to make ends meet.

14) How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
Once, on my bike, and charged with riding in a pedestrian-only area.

15) What characteristics do you despise the most?
Greed and Look-At-Me-I'm-Great People

16) Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to?
If I am doing something I'm not supposed to be doing, there is a 114.7% chance that I will, in fact, get caught.

17) How's the relationship between you and your most recent ex?
Fine and Dandy thank you ;)

18) Anyone upset you lately?
Lately "last few months" hell yes.
Lately "last few days" not even an ickle bit.

19) Last person you talked to on the phone?
Erm, Ruth probably, when I realised I had left my other mobile phone at her house.
*hyperventilate*

20) Do you think you're dumb?
I know stacks of crap about fark all.

21) What could be done to make things better for you?
Lottery Win, Unlocking the secret to making females clothes fall off with just a glance...

22) How' s your heart?
It's had a hard few months, but it's pretty good and as usual, full of hugs ;)

23) Ever kissed someone with a name starting with a D?
My very very first kiss was with a girl named Donna. I was about six or seven I think and I still remember it!

24) Can you keep a secret?
I'm always laden with secrets, my own and other peoples, and never share.

25) Are you happy with your living arrangements?
Single with custody of the kids? Yep.

26) Do you have trust issues?
I think I do now ;)

27) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgive, but I always remember why I had to forgive.

28) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Pfft, been there, seen it, done it.

29) Do you ever wonder what your last ex is up to?
I make sure she's OK, that she's happy and - oh wait, we talk every few days anyway...

30) Have you ever been given roses?
Yep

32) Have you ever been cheated on?
Not technically...

33) Do you believe that every one has a soul mate?
Holy Pants Filled With Ants I hate that phrase with so much passion...
"Awww he's my soul mate" *dumped*
"We're so in love we're like soul mates!" *divorced*
I like to think that there are people better for you than others, but aside from that, I WISH that people who claim they have found their soul were legally obliged to never see anyone after that person ever again!

34) What's your current problem?
Problem? Singular? Pfft...

35) Have you ever had your heart broken?
Do you actually READ this blog?

36) Had a long distance relationship?
"sort of"

37) Do you believe in this saying: once a cheater always a cheater?
I agree to a degree (!!) but like to think people can change.

38) Do you want to get married?
I have NO idea at the moment. It's not one of those things I've sat and thought recently. I got dumped dontchaknow!

39) How many times have you been IN love?
A few ;)

40) Who was the last person you held hands with?
Tamsyn

41) Do you believe in love at first sight?
Probably, but if someone says "it's love at first sight because you're recognising your soul mate" I'll murder them. Both, for good measure.

42) Have you ever gone out with the same person more than once?
Nope, once bitten, twice RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIVES!

43) What was the first thing you thought this morning?
4am - who on earth is texting me now?!

44) Do you still like your exes?
Well, considering there are soooo many of them....

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4 Responses to “Tagged: A Wad of Questions”

Posh Totty said...

OMG what a terrible friend texting you are 4am .... discusting!! I wouldnt put up with that.

Dan said...

I know, it's awful... And a few hours before that, a couple of people were using Twitter like MSN and flooded my phone AND wore out all my SMSs for the week...

Pah.

Posh Totty said...

Oh no thats just awful, you really need to re-think your friends situation.

honest ape said...

1) Are you involved with anyone?
A wife and two dogs

2) Would you take an ex back?
Not if my wife has anything to say about it

3) Where do you wish you were right now?
Sitting next to a pile of Seven Million dollars

4) What could you not go without during the day?
Air, likely

5) Would you share a drink with a stranger?
Ugh, no. Cooties!

6) Have you ever lied about something important to your boyfriend / girlfriend?
I once lied by omission. But I then told her about it.

7) Would you rather be in a serious relationship or play the field?
I'll refer you to my wife on this one.

8) How long ago did you hug someone?
Earlier today.

9) Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?
I don't think it's right or wrong for anyone to get their tongue pierced. It's just stupid.

10) Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
What the hell kind of question is that? Is that something one does?

11) What does the last text message in your inbox say?
It says something along the lines of "You are too poor to afford text messaging on your plan"

12) Need to get something off your chest?
I have a patch of somewhat unruly hair that I wouldn't mind getting off it.

13) How do you feel about your life right now?
Hopefully optimistic.

14) How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
4 times over 12 years: 5 over speed limit, 15 over, 30 over, busted tail light

15) What characteristics do you despise the most?
Hateful and bigoted people

16) Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to?
Oh god, so many times.

17) How's the relationship between you and your most recent ex?
You'd have to ask her. I haven't spoken to her since we broke up 12 years ago.

18) Anyone upset you lately?
More or less everyone in my family

19) Last person you talked to on the phone?
My wonderful wife

20) Do you think you're dumb?
Why don't you come over here and ask me that to my face?

21) What could be done to make things better for you?
Three things: Money, money and money

22) How' s your heart?
Full of love (and blood)

23) Ever kissed someone with a name starting with a D?
I can't imagine I haven't done so

24) Can you keep a secret?
If I remember it's a secret, I absolutely can.

25) Are you happy with your living arrangements?
Absolutely

26) Do you have trust issues?
No, but I should, considering how many people have fucked me over

27) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Well, since I have brain damage, it's easier to forget. But I'm good at doing both.

28) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
I've lived with loads of people without marrying them. Mostly family.

29) Do you ever wonder what your last ex is up to?
Not a whit.

30) Have you ever been given roses?
As long as I have a penis, I think I'm pretty much in the clear on that one.

32) Have you ever been cheated on?
I sure as hell hope not. If so, it's news to me.

33) Do you believe that every one has a soul mate?
Hell, no. But I do believe that some people have them. Including me.

34) What's your current problem?
Being about 2 feet from the poor-house.

35) Have you ever had your heart broken?
Of course.

36) Had a long distance relationship?
Yup. It turned out pretty well, considering I'm still with her 12 years later.

37) Do you believe in this saying: once a cheater always a cheater?
Absolutely I do. Cheating's the one unforgiveable thing in a relationship. That and murder. Well, depends on who is getting murdered, I s'pose.

38) Do you want to get married?
Let me consult my wife on this one.

39) How many times have you been IN love?
Once or twice.

40) Who was the last person you held hands with?
My lovely wife

41) Do you believe in love at first sight?
Nope. I believe in erection at first sight, but that's it.

42) Have you ever gone out with the same person more than once?
Yup.

43) What was the first thing you thought this morning?
How could I possibly know that?

44) Do you still like your exes?
Sure. I like them to stay out of my life and far away.