Infanticide
Jaysen is currently wandering around the house, getting changed...
Whistling "Jingle Bells"
Someone stop me before it's too late ;)
In other news - haven't bloody stopped today - it's half three, I'm now sitting down eating a bowl of breakfast cereal I started this morning at 7am. Today I have showered, school-runned, mowed a lawn, strimmed the edges, attacked brambles with a saw, backed up an old computer, installed a new computer, added all the stuff needed to a new computer, school-runned...
And now the boy is getting changed to go to a party this afternoon, with me, while I help where I can... Then get Sally from Cel, head home, shower the boy, shower the Me, put the boy to bed and... Finally...
Relax.
Yeah, I'm completely knackered, I'm in all sorts of pain, I managed to slash my arms on one large bit of bramble, hit myself in the leg with the saw, and managed - somehow - to catch myself in the leg with the strimmer... I look like I've been wrestling with bears.
And now. I just poured my breakfast over me. Marvellous...
Name: Dan English
6 Responses to “Infanticide”
I think you should get a gardener and get some rest..
or go for the natural wildlife look in the garden
hehe not MY garden... this is kindness-of-my-soul gardening for Ruth :D To be fair, the party is at hers, for her nephew, and she needed help with the wilds out the back of her house..
Besides, I don't get brambles... My Japanese Knotweed kills them ;)
Wonders if you are a man or a mouse?
all that moaning ... Tut!!!
well the fact your helping a friend I suggest you quit the moaning,, lol else Ruth may get a whip out to you and make you work harder,, i know I would,, he he lol
i would tell Ruth to get a gardener but no need she has one,, YOU..
Posh: Duh, we all know what sort of a "man" I am ;)
Deb: I can moan as much as I like - I've already tried to get some sympathy for the injuries inflicted, but no dice :( Poor Dan... There there
/pat
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