Enjoy It, Dammit!

So, my day is going by veeeery slowly.  My next door neighbour popped in earlier to make sure I was ok - bare in mind the old girl is about a million years old, she saw me get back earlier and just wanted to see how I was doing.

REALLY need to mention to her that me and Jo have split up...

Still, the TV lasted about... A nanosecond.  There is seriously nothing on telly at the moment, so I gave up on that, and played WoW for a little while with my foot up on Jaysens chair.  Got bored, watched a couple of movies.  And now, boredom has once again set in.

The sympathy is literally flooding into Chez 0ddness...  So far, I've received the following words:
  • Twat
  • Prat
  • Numpty
  • Fool
  • Idiot
  • Stupid Arse
Ya'll can feel the love too eh ;)  Don't get me wrong, I KNOW I'm a numpty.  These words pretty much do cover me, and I'm going to phone my mummy in a few minutes to see what she says.  Of course, as a kids, her plans for summer holidays were usually taken up the proverbial by her son being a klutz, so I'm not holding my breath there either...

And on the subject of summer... PLEASE people, ENJOY the heat!  So far, I've only come across ONE person that is enjoying the weather.  Miss Posh, take a bow.  Everyone else, come on, I KNOW it's warm, but the year is over half gone, Xmas is sniffing around the corner, the nights are drawing in.

I bet all those moaning about the hot are the ones I'll be moaning about in late November when you all kick off on how cold it is.

England has no weather pattern.  It's hot or cold.  Summer is humid, Winter is grim.

As I mentioned to someone yesterday, in November/December, go to B&Q, Dixons or whatever place, and THEN buy your house fans.  A standard table fan at the moment is about £15.  In the winter, you'll be hard pushed to find one for more than £4.  Hence why my house is humming...  It's not some strange sex-toy stuck in the ON position, it's the fan in the lounge, the bedroom, the kitchen.

If it was raining, eveyone would be moaning it was horrible weather for summer.  If it was cooler, everyone would be moaning that we've not had much of a summer.  If it was snowing... Well, the oldies would be moaning at least.

If you think you're hot and sweaty, think about me tomorrow, with a backpack strapped on, hefting my weight on my crutches to the bus stop.  Yeah, grim...

And if you hadn't guessed - I'm bored.  Think I might go stir it up in Azeroth a bit more ;)  Well, after calling Mummy...

Edit: This just in - Mum called me a DICKHEAD!  Pah... So much for parental sympathy ;)

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6 Responses to “Enjoy It, Dammit!”

Posh Totty said...

*bows* I am loving this weather, the sunshine and this heat is divine and as mentioned on my blog, Id be more than happy for it to last forever.

However, when winter comes, I will be moaning the loudest, I really do hate the cold.

Oh and I agree with mummy, you are a dickhead :oP

Stuart Wilson said...

I don't moan about the weather!! I just hate the summer. Give me the cold, dark nights of winter anytime... You'll never hear me complain about the cold!

By the way, Dan - answer your bloody mobile phone/house phone!!!! I've been trying to get in touch with you to say that we are coming to visit next week!! Was wondering if you want to catch up sometime while we are down.

Emma said...

Try being 6 months pregnant and then tell me about how wonderful the heat is! Me and the sun do not like each other at the moment!!
And as for the injury, I could add 'twonk' to your list!
xxx

GreenCastle said...

Erm...... not to be left out of the cold..... Dan, your a twat lol.....

However, ice and heat mate, keep it up and change from ice to heat and back to ice every hour or so... Also keeping hot and sweaty will make your body repair faster...

I will send down some stuff for you (or Kellie) to rub onto your ankle, it stinks but it works we use it all the time for damages caused during training/fighting... and trust me we get a lot lol.

Loved the music tho... especially with every heart beat, is on my ipod and gets played regularly!!!

Heat is ok, its humidity I hate lol... As it happens I am enjoying the weather at moment...

Stay safe....

Daisy said...

i am loving the weather.. the heat the storms. Though it help s i guess that both my homes atm are lovely and cool with doors wide open and neither are in direct sun.. YUMMMY

hoping your foot heals soon babe zzzz

scatterbrain said...

I don't know you well enough (yet) to insult you.

Good luck with the backpack, crutches et al.