It's All About The Keys

Over the years of blogging, and thanks to the Powers The Be - which I affectionatly call "StatCounter" - 0ddness has been found by many different (strange) people looking for many different (strange) things.

It got so amusing after a while, that I started to occasionally publish the strings that "found" me, and in the case of the occasional really strange one, I identified them for comedy value.

I'm a little bit sad to admit, that over time, things have been somewhat more mundane. No crazy people trying to find me, no mental cases looking for weirdness...

I still check my StatCounter most days, and today I seemed to have received a couple of peculiar returns. Not up to my usual standard of mental, just strange...

Better than nothing, I suppose ;)

My favourites:

Boobs/Boobies/Cleavage/Breasts (and variations there-of): Because everyone loves them ;)
YouTube desperate girls pees in drain: Yeah, I bet you're looking for it for Research Purposes
Email directory of Germany engineers: I suppose someone has a German-Based engineering emergency...
Dan Loves Boobs: Yes... Yes he does...
Kerb crawling in Essex: Find a kerb, start crawling.Not sure that I'm much of a spokesman for the scene tho
The various "Pirate" related searches always make me smile too

Have to laugh really...

Welcome!

Welcome to 0ddness!

For the newcomers amongst you, this blog is one of my little corners of the web where I generally spout rubbish, rant and rave about minor things, share music I love (and can't stand) and generally put the world to rights from my little corner of the web. I might talk about something I've watched, my family, my aches and pains, an upcoming movie, the news... and then switch to the weather, the crazy idiot I met in the street and the speed of a cat when running for its life.

You don't have to agree with what I say or think, you just have to be polite in your discussion!

Aside from posting here (I would say on a regular basis, but it's mood/brain dependant of late) I also post photos on-and-off on my Tumblr page. There is literally nothing but photos I've taken via Instagram on there, and I am by no means artistic - I just like some of the pictures I take.

You can also visit my Last.fm page to see what I've been listening to while banging around the house. If you think the Musical Monday section is a very random mix of tracks, you ain't seen nothin' yet!!

And if you have eyes, you will also see that you can find me on Facebook (as well as the blog having its own page) and I randomly appear on Twitter just to moan or whatever.

Lastly, a common question I get is "How do I comment on your posts?" On the top of each post, there is a little speech-bubble icon with a number beside it. Click that number to enter "Comments" and away you go!

Welcome, enjoy, discuss!

-Dan

5 Responses to “It's All About The Keys”

Anonymous said...: You've just reminded me that I must get going and get a stats plugin for my blog, if only for the comedy value.; August 30, 2008 10:49 am
Anonymous said...: Heehee, I just had a look at my search engine terms, the only one that stood out was "big black mamas at the seaside" I fear someone must have been wildly disappointed.; August 30, 2008 10:59 am
Anonymous said...: And I thought the saying when "All roads lead to Rome", obviously I misunderstood. Apparently "All boobs lead to Dan"! Interesting! ;-)

xx
Mel; August 31, 2008 11:12 pm
Anonymous said...: Oh God, I didn't spell check! And can't edit! The "when" should be "went"...duh!

Excuse..it's early morning and my fingers and brain haven't quite connected yet.

Shit, bugger, bum!!

xx
Mel; August 31, 2008 11:15 pm
GreenCastle said...: Dan... boobies? no... never? lol

Stay safe; September 01, 2008 3:09 pm