Tagged: Long-Ass Meme!

How many people live in your house?
Mostly, two (Jaysen plus myself) but with Tam during the week (for three) and occasionally Kellie stays over, and maybe either or both her kids...

Do you like your siblings?
She has her moments, but knows how to put me off ;)

What color are your nails?
Um, nail-coloured?

What’s your favorite place on earth?
Depends on my mood really, but I feel most comfortable and relaxed in a forest.

Ever punch someone in the face?
Not for a long time, but to be fair, they DID jump ME.
There's a story for another day methinks...

Did you have a dream last night?
More of a sleeping-awake dream thing that was a memory being twisted.

Where is your top from?
Next Directory, because I am so damn classy.

Are you mad at someone?
Nope, I don't get mad, but I have no negativity to anyone at the moment :)

Where’s your best friend?
In Kent for a break... But for some reason, the name of the town completely escapes me!

Last place you bought something from?
Kellies local shop, where I bought some electricity.

Last person you were in a car with?
The weekend away, so it was a people carrier: Me, Kellie, Kerry, Haley, Kevin and Kelly.

What bank do you use?
I don't use a bank, I use a building society!

Do you like being in photos?
Eeeeek no!

Who’s your last missed call from?
hehe my other mobile, as I misplaced my phone!

Ever broken something at someone else’s house?
I'm always breaking other peoples stuff...

Are you a good driver?
I had my moments ;)

What's on your mind right now?
Stuff...

When is your birthday?
September :D

What kind of mobile phone do you have?
Sony Ericsson k810i, and Sony Ericsson W660i
Yeah, greedy...

How old will you be in 5 years?
36... Assuming I've not been murderlised by then ;)

Are you a movie buff?
Ooooh I love my movies!

If you could move tomorrow, would you?
It would depend on so many bloody things I can't even form a coherant answer.

Do you like the weather today?
Gah! Weather... Anger... Rising...

Do you like the outdoors or indoors better?
Depends where the "outdoors" is ;)

How tall are you?
6ft 3in, but some days, 6ft 1in - depends on my back, but I do have "short days" and "tall days" that people laugh at till they see it for themselves!

If you had to choose an age to remain for the rest of your life what would it be?
Erm, feck knows... Mid Twenties, maybe. Unlike a lot of people, getting old doesn't bother me in the slightest.

What’s something in your past you wish you could relive?
My mind is blank. Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing really...

What is your favorite thing to do on the weekends?
With the kids back at school soon, hanging out with Kellie ;)

Favorite nearby vacation destination?
Erm... No where "nearby" springs to mind

How’s the weather?
Pants. Big fat saggy ones.

Does anything on your body hurt?
I'm having an off couple of days, so pretty much my ENTIRE body aches at the moment. It's not often you can have someone tell you their shins hurt, but that's me at the moment. For actual, full-on pain, my back is really going for it at the moment - I feel like I've been punched in the kidneys - HARD.

What was the last television show you watched?
The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Do you prefer orange or cherry ice-pops?
Cherry - Orange always reminds me of cheap and nasty squash!

Do you like pickles?
Pickled Onions, Gherkins, Branston, Picallily... Love it all.

Does your hair still smell like shampoo?
Yep, but then I wash it most days anyway - currently a MANLY raspberry scent ;)

What’s plugged in in the nearest socket?
Laptop, PS2, TV, Cable, Stereo.

What was the last thing you wrote by hand?
A note to Kellie

What’s your favorite tv advert?
The Orangina one that has everyone up in arms ;)

Do you pay attention to celebrity gossip?
Nope, I try to avoid it as much as possible...

Have you sung out loud today?
Heh, I don't do that - I'm much to cool.

Do you wish it was 4 years into the future, or 4 years back?
Four years back in the past would be building up to nastiness.
Four years into the future, and I would have missed how I got there.

Can you touch your nose with your foot?
At the risk of the next blog entry being live blogging from the Hospital, I will give a very positive NO and not try...

Do you prefer paper towels, or napkins?
Paper towels are sturdier, and you don't get in trouble for snotting in them ;)

Are you currently texting anyone?
I sent out a load earlier, but only got a couple of replies, so either A) I'm being ignored, or B) something is screwing somewhere...

What was the last movie you watched?
The Eye - the Japanese version. It wasn't scary though - but Kellie will tell you otherwise (Ms Jumpy Pants)

Whom did you last high-five?
I don't think I'm that cool ;)

Describe your best friend in 3 words.
Quiet, Dependable, Understanding

Do you watch the Olympics?
Pffft...

Can you dance?
I move my body to beats that don't exist, and the DJ calls an ambulance for the guy having a seizure on the dance floor ;)

Do you keep the oil changed in your car?
I have some cooking oil in the kitchen - does that count?

Have you ever been hunting?
I went fishing once...

Do you like taking pictures?
I wish I had a proper camera and the time/money to take a course...

What about making scrapbooks?
Helloooo I'm a Manly Man - I don't do scrapbooking!

Are you a sushi lover?
Yarp, though I've not had any for a long time.

What is your favorite restaurant of all time?
The Aussie Outback - though I can't afford the spare arm/leg to go very often ;)

Does it annoy you when people drive slow in the fast lane?
Erm...
You people DO realise there is no such thing as a Fast Lane, right?

What do your parents do for a living?
Mum stays at home with her million cats, two dogs and rebuilding her garden/doing her nails.
Dad drives important people around for a living.

Are there any famous people you’d like to meet?
Lee Evans, mostly...

Do you get tired of hearing about celebrity divorces?
Think this still counts as the Celebrity Gossip stuff from earlier.
Me. Don't. Care.

What are your plans for the weekend?
Hopefully, weather permitting, I've tried to arrange a meetup of all the old Blackmores crowd where we grew up. Assuming the weather holds out, BBQ with the old crowd, their other halves and any kids!

How often do you tan?
Intentionally? Never. If I sit out for a LONG time, I go very red, and eventually go a slight brownish colour.
Though with this weather, it could well be rust.

Are your nails always manicured?
Me teeth keep them in perfect condition ;)

Could you ever go without eating meat?
I could do quite easily, though I wouldn't force the kids to go without.

Where is your favorite place to buy groceries?
You can have a favorite place to shop? I use Asda because it's closer and easier...

When was the last time you took a bubble bath?
No idea... A long time ago.

Do have good sense of style?
hehehe I call it "Unique"

If you could have any car, what would it be?
Erm, pass... An Aston Martin maybe for the purdy-factor

Do you like fast food?
Yarp, though I've been trying to avoid it as much as possible ;)

Have you ever cut someone up while driving?
Probably, while learning ;)

Do you like to receive compliments or give them?
Give, always give. I feel awkward when I get them.

Have you ever been to a casino?
I went for the first time last weekend!

What do you do to relax?
Read, WoW or Web :D

Do you like kids?
I love MY kids - other kids I never know exactly what to do, say or anything...

Does family mean a lot to you?
More-so now than in did...

Are you going to the beach anytime soon?
Not that I know of :D

What is your favorite perfume?
Helloooo - still a Manly Man!

What is your favorite men’s cologne?
I don't wear any, at the moment I tend to use Lynx Dark Temptation deodrant/shower gel.

What is your favorite type of dog?
Sally Dog ;)
Otherwise, Golden Retriever

If you had to move to a different country, which one would you choose?
Hmmm, not sure... Wish I had moved to America, Ireland, would love to try Canada or Australia too... But pass :D

Do you like to color in coloring books?
Ooooh hell yes - especially the Mosaic-type colouring books!

Do you think you would have been a hippie in the 60s and 70s?
I'd prolly have been one of the ones rejected by all the groups.

Would you rather be cold or hot?
Meh, I'm not fussed either way. It's either sit in boxers in front of a fan, or wear lots of clothes and a duvet.

What is the one website, other than MySpace, that you visit most?
Facebook, hands down. Otherwise, Google Reader

Incense or candles?
Incense makes me feel icky... Candles and I have a bad history...

What brand of cosmetics do you use the most often?
Gilette shaving gel, The Body Shop shaving relief ;)

What is the one tv advert that annoys you the most?
"Had an accident in the last 3 years? Well you're a stupid twat then!"

Are you an early bird or a night owl?
I like to think both, but not at the same time - up till late, or up at dawn is fine by me.

Would you rather be smart or beautiful?
I'm an ugly smart-arse, so it's too late for me to decide ;)

What is your favorite reality show?
*burns reality TV*

What ringtone is on your phone?
hehe one that drives everyone within a quarter-mile mad...

What would you tell a 3-year-old that asks where babies come from?
"Mummys tummy"

What is your favorite type of cereal?
Proper porridge, or decent museli

Are you double jointed?
Narp

What videos do you search for on YouTube?
Music videos mostly

Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
Yep - I made friends with a homeless guy in London while there over the years.

Have you ever had to go to A & E?
I think I had a season pass.

Who is your favorite comedian?
Lee Evans!

Name some foods you will not eat:
Fish Fingers

Do you have any irrational fears?
A fear of snakes is NOT irrational...

Do you snoop in other people’s medicine cabinets?
Hmmm, Kellie is out at the moment.....

How much would you pay in ransom if someone stole your pet?
Pffft like I had money to pay ransom - but I'd prolly call the police ;)

Have you ever eaten green eggs and ham?
I'm not sure I like them, Sam-I-Am...

Ever had surgery?
Only a few!

Ever walked through a fast food restaurant drive thru?
I went through McDonalds on a bicycle once for comedy value :D Had to get the car behind me to pull up and make the bell ring though!