Stealth Ninja Attack

So there I was, minding my own business when she struck. Little blonde ninja hiding in the trees. Not sure who I had offended, what feet I'd stepped on, or which criminal syndicate I had annoyed, but they sent their best...

I could tell she was a professional, after leaping from her spot in the tree, she went straight for the throat. Her hands might have been tiny, but damn was she strong, clutching me by the windpipe and trying to choke the life from me. The battle was very rough. Small children were screaming, women were crying, dogs were howling. Sad to say, the little blonde ninja assassin killed me in the park.

Of course, being a professional hired ninja assassin has its drawbacks. After murdering me, she went back to her hideout, had some lunch and promptly flaked out. So alert are the ninja, that they sleep sitting upright leaning against a footrest.

I could have taken her. Were she a bit shorter.

And weaker.

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3 Responses to “Stealth Ninja Attack”

Anonymous said...

That is so cute. Little blonde ninja is such a cutie. Good job Tamsyn oops blonde ninja. Taking out that big OLD monster hee hee

Anonymous said...

Very cute! You obviously adore this Ninja attacker! ;-)


Anonymous said...

OMG when did she get so grown up :O Even more gorgeouser too !! (Must take after Jo ;)

Em the Immortal xxx