Kippers
Random sharing of the day...
Kellie and I had kippers for our lunch. We're trying to get more fish in our diets, and both liking kippers, we thought "ooooh"
So, as I started cooking them, I realised how much they really smell. Not a nasty smell, just a smoky, fishy smell.
Minds out the gutter s'il vous plait.
Aaanyway. They took fifteen minutes to cook and they were quite a nice smell. They were really yummy too, and we had them with some proper rustic bread and butter. Mmmm.
That was seven hours ago, and still when I belch, my head is filled with the smell of them. Seven hours ago, they were nice. Six hours ago, it was a bit wiffy. Five hours ago, I was on the bus and smelling in public. Four point five hours ago I burped at Gemma and killed her in a gassy fish cloud.
NOW, however, I want to stop the smell. I think bleach is the only next reasonable step. I pity the people behind me tomorrow.
That is all.
Kellie and I had kippers for our lunch. We're trying to get more fish in our diets, and both liking kippers, we thought "ooooh"
So, as I started cooking them, I realised how much they really smell. Not a nasty smell, just a smoky, fishy smell.
Minds out the gutter s'il vous plait.
Aaanyway. They took fifteen minutes to cook and they were quite a nice smell. They were really yummy too, and we had them with some proper rustic bread and butter. Mmmm.
That was seven hours ago, and still when I belch, my head is filled with the smell of them. Seven hours ago, they were nice. Six hours ago, it was a bit wiffy. Five hours ago, I was on the bus and smelling in public. Four point five hours ago I burped at Gemma and killed her in a gassy fish cloud.
NOW, however, I want to stop the smell. I think bleach is the only next reasonable step. I pity the people behind me tomorrow.
That is all.
One Response to “Kippers”
Ewww!!! I so can't believe you are blaming the kippers tho!!!
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