Tagged - 65 Things

Doing this I stole from Posh Totty, as I'm bored waiting for sausages to cook!!

1. Tell us who the last person that you took a shower with...
Kellie, quite a while back :D

2. Tell us about your favorite tee-shirt...
I don't really have a favorite item of clothing.

3. Has anyone ever hit on you even though they knew you were taken?
Not that I've noticed!

4. Do you plan what to wear the next day?
Whatever is on top of the pile.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Knackered, completely exhausted and in lots of pain :(

6. What's the closest thing to you that's black?
My boxers! Otherwise, my mobile.

7. Tell me about an interesting dream you remember having...
Erm, dreaming requires sleep... I can't remember the last time I slept/dreamt really!

8. Did you or might you meet anybody new today?
I doubt it!

9. If you could be doing anything right now (or perhaps after you finish this ridiculous meme) what would it be?
Taking a marvellous new painkiller that will stop the pain without a shit-ton of side effects.

10. Can you think of a meme question that's never been asked?
I doubt there are very many questions left in the world that have not been asked yet.

11. What comes to mind when I say China?
A cup and saucer?

12. Are you overly emotional?
Oh I can be...

13. If you could listen to just one rock album which one would you pick?
Planet Rock - a compilation album I LOVE from my teenage years!

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I dig it out with a spoon and try to savour it - but the tub just vanishes!

15. Do you like your car?
Yes, my non-existent car is brilliant.

16. Do you like yourself?
Not really...

17. Would you go out to eat with Charlie Sheen?
Erm.. Yes?

18. What was the last song that you listened to?
Bear McCreary - All Along The Watchtower

19. Are (or were) your parents strict?
Christ on a Crutch yes...

20. Have you ever wondered what attending a wild orgy would be like?
Can't say I have...

21. I say cottage cheese. You say:
It looks like something a person has coughed up off their lungs. But it's quite nice.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Yep, most recently, Rhod Gilbert!

23. What was the last movie that you watched at home?
The A Team, maybe? Can't remember...

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
No, thank f$ck!

25. What countries have you visited?
France, Italy, Spain, Gibraltar, Germany, Holland, Belgium.

26. Have you ever made a phone call while you were drunk that you've regretted?
No, but texting Kellie while a little... tipsy... is the main thing that got me to where we are today!

27. Where were you going the last time that you were on a train?
Probably flicking between Canvey/Basildon

28. Bacon or sausage?
Both. In a roll. With a friend egg and onion.

29. How long have you had a mobile phone?
My current one, since December 2010, but I've had a mobile in some form for about 14 years or so.

30. What other memes do you do regularly?
None, I do them when I can be arsed and when they are somewhat original.

31. Who is the craziest meme host?
Yes.

32. Who invented chop sticks?
The Chinese...

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Kellie and a small gaggle of children.

34. Are you too forgiving?
Oooh yes.

35. When was the last time that you were in love?
Around about now :D

37. What was the stupidest thing you learned in high school?
Most of the crap in maths involving Sin/Cos/Tan/Pi... Algebra, Pythagoras... NEVER have I EVER had to calculate areas of circles, work out wibbly wobbly lines, angles or any of that shit.

38. What was the last thing that you cried about?
Being in pain :(

39. What was the last question you asked?
"Can I use this leftover chicken to make chicken & sweetcorn mayonnaise?"

40. Favorite thing to do this time of the year?
Not sure, my days, weeks and months kinda blend into one, the season just means whether I wear a coat or not..

41. If you had to get a tattoo, what would it be?
I want another, but dunno what yet!

42. How would your best friend describe you?
Pass.

43. Have you ever seen all three Twilight films?
No thank you very much.

44. Ever walked into a glass door?
I've RUN into glass doors!

45. Favourite colour on that person that you are attracted to?
Is "fishnet" a colour?

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
hehehe yes because apparently I'm a bitch...

47. What hair style (for you) would you like to see return?
No idea. Just not the middle parting/curtains of the early 90s.

48. What was the last CD you bought?
Pffft

49. Do looks matter to you?
I'd say no, but they do play a part ;)

50. Could you ever forgive a liar?
Forgive, yes, but I won't forget they lied.

51. What's the hardest bill to pay every month?
The ones I forget to pay ;)

52. Do you like your life right now?
Once the whole "constant pain" shit is sorted, everything will be perfect.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I CAN but I don't, unless Kellie is not sleeping and watching the TV.

54. Can you handle the truth?
Yes, I'd rather be told I'm an arsehole than be told how wonderful I am only to find out from behind my back.

55. Do you have good vision?
No it's crap, and I've just discovered I have astigmatism and a light-reactive squint, all in my right eye!

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Hate, no. Dislike - oooooh yes ;)

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
As little as I can get away with!

58. What celeb would you like to come home to?
None, really... I am not the star-struck sort.

59. What are you wearing?
Clothes? Jeans and a tee shirt - just to be original!

60. What is your favorite wild animal?
Amur Leopard

61. Where was your facebook picture taken?
South Park

62. Can you waltz?
I can barely walk ;)

63. Do you have a job?
I have lots to do around the house :D

64. What was the most recent thing you stole?
Stole?! Aside from a sly bit of food from someone elses plate, I've not stolen anything in ages!

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Many times!