Killing Time...

The Ten Commandments of Email:

  1. Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line.
  2. Thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou needest.
  3. Thou shalt read thine own message thrice before thou sendest it.
  4. Thou shalt ponder how thy recipient might react to thy message.
  5. Thou shalt check thy spelling and thy grammar.
  6. Thou shalt not curse, flame, spam or USE ALL CAPS.
  7. Thou shalt not forward any chain letter.
  8. Thou shalt not use e-mail for any illegal or unethical purpose.
  9. Thou shalt not rely on the privacy of e-mail, especially from work.
  10. That which thou findest hateful to receive, sendest thou not unto others.
SO want this on a Tee Shirt!
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Amused me for some reason!
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Lastly, this may or may not work on you. If you've done it before, then probably not... However, it might entertain someone!

Don't look ahead! Just do it step by step SLOWLY.
DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and just do what it says.

-Pick a number from 1-9
-Subtract 5
-Multiply by 3
-Square the number (multiply by the same number -- not square root)
-Add the digits until you get only one digit (i.e. 64=6+4= 10= > 1+0=1)
-If the number is less than 5, add five. Otherwise subtract 4.
-Multiply by 2
-Subtract 6
-Map the digit to a letter in the alphabet 1=A, 2=B, 3=C, etc...
-Pick a name of a country that begins with that letter
-Take the second letter in the country name and think of a mammal that begins with that letter.
-Think of the color of that mammal
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DO NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU HAVE DONE ALL OF THE ABOVE!


Here it comes, NO CHEATING or you'll be sorry!
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You should have a grey elephant from Denmark.

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4 Responses to “Killing Time...”

Adullamite said...

I have a dirty brown Elk from Deutschland....

Dan said...

I call cheating blasphemy!

Cassandra C. said...

I got a brown anteater from Japan, but I probably screwed up the math. I was kind of half-assing it.

Dan said...

hehe I would like to see a brown anteater from Japan regardless :D