Celebs Suck

It's true, they do. It doesn't matter where the hell I invest my money, that person/persons vanish for weeks on end, then all of a sudden, I notice the bastards I ditched are huge and everyone wants em. Remind me to never ever play on the stock market. However, it's not all doom and gloom - well, it is for me, but there is someone in the group worse off. Much worse.

Stickinicki - what on earth happened? You were sitting on a massive profit at one point, and now, I'm only three grand behind you. Youcallmemadam (Phylis) has flown off with over a half-million, and Minge has just over a hundred thousand. Alan is doing rather well with just over eighty grand. And then there's Nicki on fifteen grand, and me FINALLY getting out of the starting blocks (again) with a whole twelve grand.

Go me. I hope the rest of you go broke! hehe