Want To Call Someone Stupid?
There is nothing more satisfying in life than identifying those in life that are, to be blunt, idiots. The pleasure you can take knowing that pretty much everything you say goes so far over their head, they probably didn't ever attempt to notice it.
So, here for your reading pleasure, is a list of new ways to call someone... well, you know ;)
So, here for your reading pleasure, is a list of new ways to call someone... well, you know ;)
1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
2. A few clowns short of a circus.
3. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
4. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
5. A few beers short of a six-pack.
6. Dumber than a box of hair.
7. A few peas short of a casserole.
8. Doesn’t have all his corn flakes in one box.
9. The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.
10. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
11. One taco short of a combination plate.
12. A few feathers short of a whole duck.
13. All foam, no beer.
14. Someone shook her Etch-A-Sketch.
15. The cheese slid off his cracker.
16. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
17. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
18. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
19. Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
20. He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down.
21. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
22. As smart as bait.
23. Chimney’s clogged.
24. Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash.
25. Doesn’t know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
26. Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.
27. Forgot to pay his brain bill.
28. Her sewing machine’s out of thread.
29. His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels.
30. His belt doesn’t go through all the loops.
31. If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
32. Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
33. No grain in the silo.
34. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
35. Receiver is off the hook.
36. Several nuts short of a full pouch.
37. Skylight leaks a little.
38. Slinky’s kinked.
39. He’s surfing in Nebraska.
40. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
41. In the pinball game of life, his flippers are further apart than most.
42. A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
43. Lime jello for a frontal lobe… WITH suspended fruit.
44. Ears act as a wind tunnel.
45. Couldn’t find powdered water at the market, so he went thirsty.
46. Had his brain tattooed-in.
47. Main feature’s a cartoon.
48. Rivals dirt.
3 Responses to “Want To Call Someone Stupid?”
another one, unless I have missed it,,
2 rungs short of a ladder
31. Brain cell surely?
smirk
xc
'bout time you spouted some more nonsense :o)
That's more like it - great to have you back. I can see I'll have to copy this as I've run out of descriptions for certain nubbins.
Take a look at this
http://www.gapingvoid.com/stupid3333.jpg
Just brilliant.
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