July 2009

It's All In The (Contact) Details

OK chaps, I know I change my contact details seemingly all the time of late (sue me!), but here we have another minor change.

Kinda.

Kinda minor, that is!

Firstly, my Landline has changed.  Now, obviously I am not going to publish it here - I don't want the world's supply of lunatics getting it, so if you have my old one, let me know and I'll give you my new one.

Secondly, I'm not sure if I messaged everyone when I got my new mobile, but that number has changed too.  Again, if you have my old mobile number, let me know and I'll give you my new one.

Last, but not least, as I am always seemingly changing it, my email address.  No no, I am not getting rid of 0ddness.bl0g@gmail.com.  That will remain my main and ONLY address.  If you happen to have ANY others - especially ones ending in "blueyonder.co.uk" then delete away!

Yep, after many many years, I have finally removed myself from Telewest/Virgin Media.  My ISP is changing too at some point in the next couple of weeks, but I won't be using the provided email address.  Gmail won me over and I'm sticking with it!

Sony Ericsson W995

As mentioned a couple of weeks back, I got myself a very spanky new mobile phone.  My previous phone, the K810i, died from what I can only  assume was much over-use, but thankfully, when it died, my contract was just up for renewal.

Of course, I was stuck with a crappy lump of metal & plastic marked "nokia" for a couple of weeks, but we won't go into that dark chapter of my life.

*shudder*

Now, I was going to post this a couple of weeks back when I first got it, but decided to hold fire.  Not because there was something wrong with it, not because I wasn't sure about it, but because there is so much you can do with it!

Like most phones today, it's multi-function.  It's a phone, yes that's a given.  But it's also an 8.1megapixal camera, it's a "W" version, which means it's a Walkman too, it's a modem, it's an internet-accessing device, it's a GPS device, you can watch movies on it, access Wi-Fi on it, subscribe to RSS feeds on it - and that's not counting the various applications on it for exercising, musicians, or gamers.

Call quality is top-notch, even with less than half a full bar of signal.  Battery life is getting better - to start with, it needed charging every night, but now it's going three days before I need to charge it - and that's not just leaving it sat on the side.  That's using it to phone, text, play music, check my email...

It's got lots of knobs and whistles and funky features on it too, little things that make a difference in using it.  The text-messages come in as usual, or you can view them in Conversation mode, which is sort of like seeing it in an MSN screen, so you can follow conversations without having to sift through untold amounts of messages - including what you said previously, so no more flicking between Inbox and Sent folders.

As with most things like this, it DOES come with lots of random pictures, music files, videos and stuff on there that you probably don't want, and most of it you can delete - there are a couple of items that are protected, but they are not big enough that you'll notice a loss of memory.

Not that you will notice at all - the internal memory is a fairly decent 118Mb, but it comes packaged with an 8Gb memory card - plenty of room for all your music, pictures and everything else.

Being that it counts as an "entertainment" phone, it has stereo speakers built in - which means ringtones will scare you to death when you're sitting in the quiet.  It also comes with the rather excellent Sony Ericsson ear-bud style headphones that remove ALL traces of sound of the outside world.  Plus, it comes with a bass-tube speaker that it sits on and that is bloody loud too.  And if you're feeling really flash, it has a built in stand so you can stand it up on your desk and play music or watch video without getting fingerprints all over it ;)

The Wi-Fi is good too, and if you were unscrupulous, you could get it to scan for open wireless points and connect where ever you are and check your mail using someone elses internet connection if you so wished... Not that I would condone such actions of course...  It has YouTube and iPlayer built in too, which is good quality, and the streaming seems flawless too - though that might be the internet connection and router too.

You also get access to the PlayNow Arena, which lets you download movies - for free, I should add - to watch on the phone.  They are compacted so they don't take up loads of space - 150-200Mb each - but the sound and video quality is spot on.  You get the SenseMe feature on the phone and PC Software too, which lets you play the songs depending on your mood.  Sad and Quiet?  Happy and Fast?  Excellent.  It takes a while to scan your entire music library if you have a lot - it took two days to go through my 3000+ tracks, but I leave my computer on so I didn't really notice.

Other fancy features - Picture and Video editors, sound recorder, various SatNav/GPS stuff including Google Maps, Video Calling, Applications (plus more to download if you wish!), various Organiser tools, Games, Radio, Track ID, Bluetooth, Email, Instant Messenger... I seem to keep finding things when sitting and fiddling about with it.

I love this phone - it is certainly the best one I have ever owned, and if you're up for a new one and, like me, aren't into the whole Touch Screen craze that seems to be catching everyone, this phone is great.


Edit: I wonder why my spellchecker is telling me "movies" isn't a word... Strange...

Musical Monday #73 - Radio Nowhere

I love to rock.  I think if I had to chose one genre of music to stick with, then it would 99% be rock music.

And, it has to be said, ANY good rock collection has to have some Bruce Springsteen in it.  Yes yes, I am sure you could all name someone better - but you can't discount his music.

Now, as usual, trying to decide what track to do today was a bit tough.  I knew I wanted something rock, I was pretty certain it would be Mr Bruce, but trying to decide which song was a mission.  Born In The USA, Born To Run, Dancing In The Dark, I'm On Fire - all great songs, but (and it's a tentative but) they are the songs people would expect.  I almost used Streets of Philadelphia, but it doesn't fall into that Rock! category.

So, I opted for Radio Nowhere, a newer song, and possibly one not heard over and over like some of his other tracks.  Then, trying to find a decent video was a mission too.  Joy ;)

Enjoy!





I was trying to find my way home,
But all I heard was a drone.
Bouncin' off a satellite
Crushing the last long American night.

This is radio nowhere.
Is there anybody alive out there?
This is radio nowhere.
Is there anybody alive out there?

I was sitting around a dirt dial
Just another lost number in a file.
Been in some kinda dark cove
Just searching for a world with some soul.

This is radio nowhere.
Is there anybody alive out there?
This is radio nowhere.
Is there anybody alive out there?
Is there anybody alive out there?

I just want to hear some rhythm.
I just want to hear some rhythm
I just want to hear some rhythm.
I just want to hear some rhythm.

I want a thousand guitars.
I want pounding drums.
I want a million different voices speaking in tongues.

This is radio nowhere.
Is there anybody alive out there?
This is radio nowhere.
Is there anybody alive out there?
Is there anybody alive out there?

I was driving thru the misty rain
Yeah, searching for a mystery train.
Bopping thru the wild blue
Trying to make a connection with you.

This is radio nowhere.
Is there anybody alive out there?
This is radio nowhere.
Is there anybody alive out there?
Is there anybody alive out there?

I just want to hear some rhythm (you swoon.)
I just want to hear some rhythm (you swoon.)
I just want to hear you swoon.
I just want to hear you swoon.
I just want to hear you swoon.
I just want to hear you swoon.
I just want to hear you swoon.
I just want to hear you swoon.

Edit: Seems I put in the wrong date for posting. Duuuh... Musical Monday on a Tuesday. Go me ;)

Saving You More?

So they say, anyways...  Clicky to Embiggen!

Time For Bunker Construction!


From the very aptly-titled site, Nukeometer. Go have a peek and see how bad things are where you live!

Though, I have no idea how accurate this really is of course. Welcome to the web.

Edit: After using that skill known as "reading" it would seem their source is a newspaper (which, let's face it, doesn't mean a lot these days!) but The Guardian has an interesting graphic of this data which you can view in PDF format Here!

Help A Man Out!

Being that I am the Most Helpful Person Alive* I am turning to the power of you lot to see if you can help a friend of mine out with some random information.

Michael over in Israel has seen a face in a music video.  Unfortinately, it's an OLD music video, and while the Beatles might well be rather famous, random snippets of triva about them is not my forté.

I'm not sure WHAT my forté is, exactly, but I digress.

In the music video for We Can Work It Out of 1965, there is a face that appears to be drawn on John Lennons music book.  At the 1minute 45second mark, you can see if for a very brief moment, and then it's gone.  However, I managed to catch it with my trusty Print Screen button:

 

Now, Michael emailed me the following message (which I hope he doesn't mind me quoting!)
We're pondering who is the picture that you can see for a short moment on the keyboard. Is it an actor, a politician or just some joe?
However, being as this is a little before my time, I googled for a long time, trying to find something, but to no avail. So now, I'm turning to you lot. Any ideas who this person might be? For some reason, my mind just told me "Noel Coward" but I have no idea... hehe

Good luck!


*may not be accurate

To My American Chums

Happy Independance Day.
Please don't blow your limbs off or anything silly ;)

I Take It Back

One of the "cunning tactics" I've considered to take out my Demon Weed From Hell in the garden has been FIRE!

However, I am now having second thoughts...

House wrecked as man kills weeds with flame thrower

A German gardener's house was left a smouldering wreck on Friday after he set it on fire while trying to get rid of the weeds with the help of a flame-thrower, police said. Skip related content

After accidentally setting his hedge alight, the 54-year-old's garden shed was soon also engulfed in flames and despite efforts to extinguish the fire with a garden hose, the blaze spread to the roof of the house.

Seven firemen were needed to put out the blaze in Tangstedt near Hamburg in northern Germany, which occurred on Thursday. Police said the house was now uninhabitable.

Flame-throwers are used widely in agriculture and also in gardening, but generally only for removing weeds from between cracks in paving in driveways and patios.
I'll get the gloves back on then ;)

Tagged - Lotsa Questions!

I've not done a taggy thing in quite a while, so when Laney hit me, how could I refuse!

-What is your current obsession?
Hmm, I don't "do" obsessions, but I can't stop playing with my new phone!

-What is your weirdest obsession?
I'm obsessed with Glasses/Cups/Plates being washed and dried in a certain order and stacked in a certain way.  I'll even go so far as re-arranging someone elses stuff!

-What are you wearing today?
Currently, just in boxers, but I've got my shorts and teeshirt ready!

-What’s for dinner?
It's 7am, and I don't know if I'm doing breakfast yet!

-What would you eat for your last meal?
One of Kellies hot curries.  Not only is it gorgeous, but it'd give the people putting me to death one hell of a shock ;)

-What’s the last thing you bought?
A loaf of bread...  Fascinating, no?

-What are you listening to right now?
Sally snoring beside me.

-What do you think of the person who tagged you?
Slightly deranged, perhaps ;)

-If you could have a house totally paid for, fully furnished anywhere in the world, where would you like it to be?
A nice big place in the middle of a forest somewhere would be rather nice - but it has to have all the amenities ;)

-If you could go anywhere in the world for the next hour, where would you go?
Back to bed, possibly ;)

-Which language do you want to learn?
Would love to learn Latin one day.

-What’s your favourite quote (for now)?
"Procrastinaters Unite! Maybe tomorrow..."

-What is your favourite colour?
Dark Blue

-What is your favourite piece of clothing in your own wardrobe?
I'm a man, I have clothes.  Whatever's on top of my pile, that's what gets worn.

-What is your dream job?
Something I can do from home, make lots of money doing it, working with people all over the world.

-Describe your personal style?
Lazy?  That'll-Do?

-What’s your favourite tree?
Great big Weeping Willow you can hide inside and ignore the world.

-What are you going to do after this?
Get the kids up and sorted.

-What’s your favourite fruit?
Bananas, probably...

-What inspires you?
My brain kinda fires off randomly...

-What were the Banana Splits?
Two dogs, a cat and what appeared to be a woolly mammoth, all messed up on things they bought from shady types in dark alleyways.

-What are you currently reading?
The Redemption of Althulus by David Eddings

-Go to your bookshelf, take down the first book with a red spine you see, turn to page 26 and type out the first line:
"Do you plan to resurrect Torak to give you a hand?"
Sorceress of Darshiva, again by David Eddings (I've been reading through his books again!)

-What delighted you the most today?
Listening to the birds prattle away at 5am

-By what criteria do you judge a person?
I don't judge people.  If I like them, the so be it, if not, then so be it.

-What item could you not live without?
My computer probably, followed closely by my mobile!

-As they both seem to be making a comeback – Blur or Oasis?
Blur; they seemed to enjoy what they were doing, while those silly northern gits always seemed to be gobbing off and pissed off.
I tag pretty much anyone that fancies having a go :)

My Monsters At The Park


Been playing at the park with the wee ones, chilling out, watching them exhaust themselves... They're growing up so fast.

Random Thoughts

Stolen from.. er.. somewhere.

  1. Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.
  2. Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn’t there the first time you need him, chances are you won’t be needing him again.
  3. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.
  4. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, “Where the heck is the ceiling?!”
  5. My Reality Check bounced.
  6. He who has, so shall he who. - Old Norwegian Proverb
  7. Someday we’ll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
  8. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
  9. Good news is just life’s way of keeping you off balance.
  10. Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to complete than expected. Carefully planned projects take four times longer to complete than expected, mostly because the planners expect their planning to reduce the time it takes.
  11. God did not create the world in 7 days; he messed around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.
  12. I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is improving.
  13. Stupidity got us into this mess - why can’t it get us out?
  14. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
  15. People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
  16. I don’t mind going nowhere as long as it’s an interesting path.
  17. Indecision is the key to flexibility.
  18. If it ain’t broke, fix it till it is.
  19. I don’t get even, I get odder.
  20. In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
  21. I considered atheism but there weren’t enough holidays.
  22. I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.
  23. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
  24. My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
  25. I am having an out of money experience.
  26. I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
  27. Not afraid of heights - afraid of widths.
  28. Practice safe eating-always use condiments.
  29. A day without sunshine is like night.
  30. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
  31. If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

Advertising

Something that irks me (for I am irked) is adverts; the various everything that is plugged away on our TVs and Radios and even our Internets (if you don't have an adblocker that is!)  However, what irks me most about adverts, aside from their invasiveness, is the outright LIES they tell.

Case in point, last week while shopping, I was following my usual routine of "If it's on special offer..." when I came across a NEW! IMPROVED! toothpaste.  Not that something can be both new AND improved, but I digress.

Now, I'd seen the ad on the telly, about how they had harnessed the power of Oxygen to power through your mouth, and listened to the "members of public" say how they could feel it moving between their teeth, how they could feel it working and what-not.  I thought nothing of it, but, seeing a stack of them for 99p, AND considering toothpaste was on my list, I grabbed a tube.

When I came to using it, I was ready for fizzing, foaming bubbles - more than anything, I expected to look like a bloodthirsty rabid were-person, foam running down my face.

Though, to be fair, that's how I usually end up when brushing my teeth.

But this, I thought, would be different.  I wasn't overly worried about stuff powering between my teeth, or feeling it working.  It was all about the foam for me.

And let me tell you.  There was no Rabid-Dan.  There was no powering through the mouth.  No feeling it work.  It felt like I was brushing my teeth with toothpaste.  In fact, looking at the toothpaste itself, it actually appeared there was grit in it.  I suppose that's the harness power of Oxygen.

Which leads me to my point.  Kinda.  And the ickle image up on this post.  All Adverts Lie.

I drive Kellie nuts when we're sat down watching TV.  See, she watches the adverts, and sees adverts.  Me, however, I watch for the small print which most ads seem to come with these days, and they always make me chuckle.  And I always read them aloud.

The ones that really get me are the ones for you women-sorts.  "See how our silly brush and black dye can increase your lashes by a BILLION percent!" Followed by some washed up actress/model fluttering eyelashes that appear to be made from lead.  However, in the small print it reads:

Enhanced in Post Production.  Lash Inserts Used
Which, basically, should read as "We photoshopped the shit out of this image.  Also, these are fake lashes.  LOL."

Car adverts, Bank adverts, Foodstuff adverts, Holidays, Loans, I'm-Old-And-Don't-Want-To-Be adverts, I'm-A-Twat-That-Fell-Over-So-I'm-Suing adverts...  So many have small print, catches, clauses, addendums.

I love the ones where they say "The most popular THING of all THINGS!" and in the small print you get "According to a survey of 27 people, 89% agreed"  Twenty-Seven people?  That's less people than most school classes!  You get more people on a bus than they surveyed to see if their THING is the best of all THINGS!  It's like they interviewed people, and the first 23/24 said "Yeah, I like your THING" then the next few said, "Actually, I prefer their THING!" so to be safe, they stopped interviewing people.

It's no wonder I felt let-down by my toothpaste.

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